Three Times Chris Evans Touched Jeremy Renner’s Left Boob at SDCC 2014
…And One Time Jeremy Touched His
wait this isn’t about blowing your nose is it
"I’m just trying to get through this."
Robert Downey Jr. loves calling Chris Evans “Dorito”.
BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.
UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:
THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
My husband and I have Scotty and Spock action figures…and we do this with them. And freak people out when they come in the house because Scotty is giving Spock a blow job in full view of the door…
LOL I LOVE IT.
I have (besides Steve and Bucky) Clint, Thor, and Loki, and our very first date when we came back to my place I had forgotten I had them arranged in compromising positions and I thought it might offend him being that he’s a huge Marvel fan, but nope, he thought it was hilarious and told me then I needed a cap hahaha.
Cap failed to bring Chris Evans home to me.
BUT INSTEAD HE GOT ME A CAP ACTION FIGURE AWW YISS. It’s the Winter Soldier stealth outfit one too my favoriiiite.
And yes, yes he is well aware of what I do with my action figures. I love him so much omg.
Reunited and it feeeels so goooood.
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.