CLINTASHA AU - After the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D., Natasha finds Clint in hiding at a small town in the country. She soon begins to notice he is much more quiet and somber than his usual self. Something had happened to him while he was gone. 

"Clint, are you alright?"

(Source: loveholic198)

I set my alarm to the song “Agitated Screams of Maggots” I’m gonna have either the best or the worst morning ever.

#OMG
deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

(Source: awwww-cute)

There was a long black bug of unknown type lurking in my pantry and when I tried to use my swiffer to kill it, it fell down into the shelves. It was probably already feasting on my food but I don’t have enough energy at the moment to deal with pulling out EVERYTHING to check for damage or bugs, but god my skin is crawling.

v322321:

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sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

(Source: best-ecards-blog)

(Source: hookedonhemsworth)

(Source: seidenzeichner)

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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